You know you’re a Lion if:

• you live on a steady diet of Super Donuts, Starbucks, and Subway.
• you’ve had a Twitter war over the Homecoming Dress Up Days.
• you miss the Candy Lady.
• you’ve taken a selfie with Principal Spicer.
• your mum weighs more than you do.
• you wait to leave campus at 5:30 because they are required to take the boot off your car.
• you identify Mrs. Meyer as the one who used to be pregnant.
• you turn your back when you’re a senior at a pep rally.
• you can walk home and back within a passing period.
• you strategically avoid the atrium to avoid getting dress-coded.
• you still cheer on your football team when they’ve yet to win a single game.