Bad pickup lines, just in time for Valentine’s Day
Some really cheesy pickup lines
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A very old Valentine’s day card with a cheesy dialog. However, this one probably won’t make your eyes roll.
Since Valentine’s day is only days away I decided to post some bad pickup lines that I came up with and found on the internet. I hope this can be considered a good compendium of cheese.
1. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need!
2. You must be a keyboard, because you are just my type!
3. Are you French, because I think Eiffel for you!
4. You smell like trash. May I take you out?
5. Are your parents made of salad, because they should lettuce date!
6. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!
7. Do you like brass instruments, because I love Euph!
8. I was reading the Book of Numbers, but I noticed I don’t have your’s
9. Do you work at McDonald’s, because I’m loving it!
10. Is your name Fermata, because I want to hold you!
11. Have you visited a doctor yet because I think you’re low on Vitamin Me
12. Are you Australian, because I want to spend some koality time with you!
Hello all you people staring into the bright screens of your computer late at night, my name is Garrett Gage, also known as Agent G from the hit new webseries...