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Bad pickup lines, just in time for Valentine’s Day

A very old Valentine's day card with a cheesy dialog. However, this one probably won't make your eyes roll.

A very old Valentine's day card with a cheesy dialog. However, this one probably won't make your eyes roll.

Karen Horton via Flickr CC

A very old Valentine's day card with a cheesy dialog. However, this one probably won't make your eyes roll.

Karen Horton via Flickr CC

Karen Horton via Flickr CC

A very old Valentine's day card with a cheesy dialog. However, this one probably won't make your eyes roll.

Since Valentine’s day is only days away I decided to post some bad pickup lines that I came up with and found on the internet. I hope this can be considered a good compendium of cheese.

1. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need!
2. You must be a keyboard, because you are just my type!
3. Are you French, because I think Eiffel for you!
4. You smell like trash. May I take you out?
5. Are your parents made of salad, because they should lettuce date!
6. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine!
7. Do you like brass instruments, because I love Euph!
8. I was reading the Book of Numbers, but I noticed I don’t have your’s
9. Do you work at McDonald’s, because I’m loving it!
10. Is your name Fermata, because I want to hold you!
11. Have you visited a doctor yet because I think you’re low on Vitamin Me
12. Are you Australian, because I want to spend some koality time with you!

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